Category: .lol

threads

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, ‘I know, I’ll use threads’ – and then two they hav erpoblesms.

#GeekyJokes and if you don’t get it, see this. 🙂

Bugs

It is a known bug with the programming language. 🙂

#GeekyJokes #ProgrammerHumor

Computer – a male or female?

So, both these arguments make sense. I can’t decide which one is accurate.

Atom

Never trust an atom, they make up everything. 🤓

#GeekyJokes

Is this why my machine might be slow?

Wait. I have how many tabs open? I can’t count more than fingers I have, so not sure if this is accurate. Maybe time to reboot. Smile

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PS – Yes, I can count using more than 10 (toes, remember?)

Thought of the day

Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers

– Unknown

The merits of #AI

Thought of the week:

Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against natural Stupidity.

#ArtificalIntelligence

#ML training data

Seem like my training data for the car – perhaps a hint of #bias. 😂

#GeekyJokes #ML #AIJokes

Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
#AI is like that

#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes

Error messages

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”

#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes

CosmosDB – Vintage Edition

When seeing this #CosmosDB is the first thing that comes to mind 🙂

Parenting Geek

Parenting geek joke
Parenting geek

Production release

I wakey wakey.
Production release today.
No breaky breaky.

 

#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes

Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

#haiku #GeekyHaiku

Oh what a mess

Ridiculous mess
iOS development
conceived by hipsters

#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes