CosmosDB – Vintage Edition

When seeing this #CosmosDB is the first thing that comes to mind πŸ™‚

Parenting Geek

Parenting geek joke
Parenting geek

Production release

I wakey wakey.
Production release today.
No breaky breaky.

 

#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes

Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

#haiku #GeekyHaiku

Oh what a mess

Ridiculous mess
iOS development
conceived by hipsters

#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes

How does the Netherlands welcome the new US President?

Blockchain, blockchain, blockchain!

Dilbert says it nicely! πŸ™‚

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blockchain2

blockchain3

Excel runs the world

This video proves it; and it also shows that Clint is probably one of the best teachers out there! Love the passion! Now, go learn some Excel. πŸ™‚

Three cheers for Agile!

(Hip hip Hooray!)3

Virtual Reality

Will be publishing a Virtual Reality (VR) point of view internally, and thinking of starting with this.

What is Love?

#Love is … staying friends throughout a holiday with no WiFi. ????

What If? Einstein would be proud!

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Thought of the day

I’m exhausted. I spent all day saying β€œno” to my children and β€œyes” to my wife.” (source twitter)

Blessing of Health Wearables

Sorry I got confused the time with my Sleep Index - just one more excuse
Blessing of Health Wearables

Smart Homes and Internet of Things

Smart Homes (Again)

Smart Homes

(via http://geek-and-poke.com/geekandpoke/2014/1/29/smart-homes-again)

Thought of the day – cats and meow’ing!

Why did the cat meow?

Because it’s a cat. Cats meow.
(PS – I am not a cat guy, more of a dog guy)

Geek Haiku #2

(and also valid for the US Govt)

*Ring* Hello, IT.
*Sigh* Have you tried turning it
Off and on again?

Thought of the Day

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 4,30,50,194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008

(via ExtraGrumpyCat)