Machine Learning 101
Category: .lol
Atom
Never trust an atom, they make up everything. 🤓
#GeekyJokes
Python
threads
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, ‘I know, I’ll use threads’ – and then two they hav erpoblesms.
#GeekyJokes and if you don’t get it, see this. 🙂
Bugs
It is a known bug with the programming language. 🙂
#GeekyJokes #ProgrammerHumor
Computer – a male or female?
So, both these arguments make sense. I can’t decide which one is accurate.
What is MVP?
#MVP you ask? #EnoughSaid
Atom
Never trust an atom, they make up everything. 🤓
#GeekyJokes
Is this why my machine might be slow?
Wait. I have how many tabs open? I can’t count more than fingers I have, so not sure if this is accurate. Maybe time to reboot. 
PS – Yes, I can count using more than 10 (toes, remember?)
Thought of the day
Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
– Unknown
The merits of #AI
Thought of the week:
Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against natural Stupidity.
#ArtificalIntelligence
#ML training data
Analog islands
Artificial Intelligence (AI)
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
#AI is like that
#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes
Error messages
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”
#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes
CosmosDB – Vintage Edition
When seeing this #CosmosDB is the first thing that comes to mind 🙂
Parenting Geek
Production release
I wakey wakey.
Production release today.
No breaky breaky.
#Haiku #GeekyHaiku #GeekyJokes