Sep 11 2011
Performance Reviews and Dilbert
We are going through your year-end process now at Avanade; perhaps I should have a word with my Boss first. 
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Jul 22 2011
Joke of the day
Two strings walk into a bar.
1st string: I’ll have a beerk^xtc3ts08bmd;tidd%ti=lt}to
2nd string: Please forgive my friend. He’s not null terminated.
(credit: Avanade communities)
Jun 18 2011
On Friends
Sorry, this is in Hinglish; too complicated to try and translate it.
RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa- Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa- Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa- Aag lage is college main.
Papa- Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa- Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Papa- Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
NAUKRI CHHOTNE PAR
Maa- Naukri hee kharab thee
Papa- Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
BIRTHDAY PAR:
Maa- Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa- Hamesha aage badhna.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
SHAADI PAR
Maa- Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Papa- Khush Raho
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa- Bilkul mere bete par gaya/gayi hai
Papa- Khush Raho
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa – Beta Bhool ja usko
Papa – Mard ban.
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte…!!!
Jun 15 2011
Enjoy your Tea?
If you are a Tea person (and I am not), then you would like Cup of Brown joy from Professor Elemental – who is basically a guy from Colonial India who does hip hop.
Feb 20 2011
What is Gaali?
Krodh k samay mukh se nikle ashleel shabd athwa shabdo ka samuh, jinke uchaaran k pashchaat vyakti k hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai
(Sorry too complicated to translate from Hindi to English)
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