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Punglish
This one's not just for Punjabis but for all those who have faced Punglish, (Punju English). Sorry, you probably either need to be from North India or have lived/visited that region of India a number of times to get Punglish (i.e. Punjabi English) I like 'A is for Aiscreame' but read on..... A is for Adjust. Punjabis will always ask you to adjust...
Posted: Jul 30 2008, 08:22 AM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Error Messages
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Posted: Jul 29 2008, 09:30 PM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Stuff I need to do to finish my assignment
(c) Science Cartoons
Posted: Jun 26 2008, 12:38 AM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Maybe time to upgrade to Firefox?
This is not one of the "jokes", but is one of the "real" ones I got. Maybe about time I got around to installing Firefox 3 then. :)
Posted: Jun 25 2008, 11:16 PM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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New HR Policies
Please be advised that there are NEW RULES and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of the firm. Transportation: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you drive a 10 year old car or use public...
Posted: May 12 2008, 09:41 PM by Amit Bahree
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Macbook Air vs. Lenovo Ultraportal
Macbook Air vs. Lenovo Ultraportal (via Cuan)
Posted: May 01 2008, 04:55 AM by Amit Bahree
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I hate Cats
Need I say more ? {via thedogmatix }
Posted: Mar 07 2008, 08:24 PM by Amit Bahree
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Duty Calls
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
Posted: Feb 21 2008, 05:56 AM by Amit Bahree
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Forgetting
Of course the assert does not work.
Posted: Feb 04 2008, 10:41 PM by Amit Bahree
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Compilers
Posted: Jan 28 2008, 09:59 PM by Amit Bahree
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Vista, User, Apps and Daddy - a complex relationship
Here is how fellow Avanut Wayne describes the "conversation" between Vista and you (the user) when an app. decides to kick the bucket. I particularly like the last one. User: “This thing’s frozen.” [ Tries to close program using various keyboard and mouse actions.] U: “Yep, totally wasted.” [ Task Manager displays...
Posted: Jan 22 2008, 08:31 PM by Amit Bahree
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Erlang : The Movie
I had not heard of this until Karan told me about Erlang which was originally developed by Ericsson and stands for Er icsson Lang uage.
Posted: Jan 20 2008, 12:16 PM by Amit Bahree
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Think before blogging?
Posted: Jan 19 2008, 11:11 AM by Amit Bahree
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How to make Tea - from a Hacker
I was reading on something else and came across this and was quite bemused. Simple Nomad is a hacker who loves Tea. For those who did not know, Tea is called "Chai" in Hindi so when you see "Chai Tea" somewhere (like Starsucks ) then that means "Tea Tea" which just sounds silly. If you are a  chai fan then the Indian "Masala...
Posted: Jan 06 2008, 06:03 PM by Amit Bahree
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The Most Evil Pumpkin in Linuxland
Fellow Avanut, Barry , created the most evil pumpkin in Linuxland.
Posted: Nov 03 2007, 03:22 PM by Amit Bahree
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Rotten Neighbors
I think we need something like Rotten Neighbors for the UK . What is it? If you have a rotten neighbor then you can tell the world about them. You can browse to your neighborhood and plot your own marker with a complete description Here is an example from in the neighborhood where I use to live in California.
Avanade Netherlands having too much fun?
Avanade in Netherlands went on a campus recruitment drive and seem like they are having too much fun ! In case you are like me and do not understand Dutch, then what it says is "Food for IT guys" and essentially was a marketing drive on various campuses where prospective interns for Avanade were offered some food (looks like chips) in exchange...
Posted: Sep 30 2007, 10:10 PM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Loo signs
Pretty hilarious (and probably true) - how the loo/restroom/bathroom signs should be .
Posted: Sep 24 2007, 11:25 PM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Hitachi - Get Perpendicular
You must have heard of the perpendicular storage now coming out - but how is this any good. To understand this listen to poor HDD sector explain it - pretty cool.
Posted: Sep 14 2007, 06:53 AM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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MS DOS 5 Upgrade
Posted: Sep 11 2007, 10:41 PM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Missed the plot?
I have been playing with some of the P2P stuff in .NET 3.5 and seems like to have missed the plot along the lines somewhere while debugging ....
Posted: Sep 04 2007, 10:04 PM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Miss South Carolina's Answer to Question - Miss Teen America
To laugh or to cry ... that is the question.
Posted: Aug 31 2007, 11:57 AM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Are you a "IT Rockstar"?
... apparently I am after being featured in Avanade Advisor's [somewhat] cheesy video .
Posted: Aug 11 2007, 01:06 PM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Back to the Future (Part 4) - Microsoft Way
I guess the title says it all (via Lap )
Posted: Jul 13 2007, 12:05 AM by Amit Bahree | with no comments
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Art of Code Reviewing
This is a true story and happened on one of my projects (which shall remain nameless). Below is the feedback from one of the client as they were doing our code reviews. Line 66: there seem to be a few too many words starting with "f" in the salutations comment. [This is really picky – the commenting standard in this file has otherwise been really...
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